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Ballchinians are a humanoid alien race who possess part of their genitalia in a rather unconventional location, usually covered up by a scarf.

Biology[]

Ballchinians appear rather Human-like in terms of general build, but their most notable feature, at least for the males of the species, is the fact that their testes are located on their chin, hanging down to their neck, likely what gave the species its name. It is unknown if the rest of the male genitalia is in the more conventional location, or if females have any part of their genitalia on their chins as well. Other features include a short face that appears squished together, puckered lips, semi-pointed ears, and hanging jowls. Male Ballchinians can be instantly incapacitated by being struck in their chin testes, and they appear to feel no pain from being struck in the crotch.

History[]

In 2002, a member of this species was arrested by the Men in Black (MIB) for an unknown crime, being processed alongside Pineal Eye, Mosh Tendrils, Corn Face, and Dog Poop, all deemed dangerous enough to be placed into maximum security. However, they were freed by a Kylothian named Serleena, who enlisted them to capture Agent K, who had his memories erased after his retirement from MIB. The aliens tracked down K's partner, Agent J, cornering him the basement of a pawn shop owned by a Skook named Jack Jeebs, who tipped them off. The Ballchinian followed Corn Face through a wall, and stood by as J was incapacitated. Pineal Eye then ordered Corn Face to "bend" J, but J is quickly rescued by K, who was starting to get his memory back and blasted Corn Face and Dog Poop. After K took out Pineal Eye and Mosh Tendrils, the Ballchinian went to attack him, and K kicked the Ballchinian in the crotch. Not feeling any pain, the Ballchinian glared at him, until K was reminded about the species' weakness by J, pulling down the Ballchinian's scarf. Before the Ballchinian could react, K kicked him in the chin, incapacitating the Ballchinian. The Ballchinian was presumably imprisoned by MIB afterwards.

Appearances[]

  • Men in Black II (2002)

Notes[]

  • The name 'Ballchinian' does seem to be an insult regarding the placement of their testes, but if the name is their actual species designation, oi vey.
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