|Height||Somewhat taller than Humans (thanks to coned skull)|
|Behind the Scenes|
Remulakians are an indigenous and sapient species who hail from the planet Remulak. They are often known simply as "Coneheads" because of their most prominent feature - their skulls are shaped in such a way that their heads resemble large cones.
They are physically very strong, males of the species have been seen stopping cars and ripping off their roofs. They all seem to posses unique electro-kinetic abilities emanating from the tip of their conical skulls. The touching of cones seems to exchange electrical energies, the act seems to be used much the same was as kissing in human culture.
They appear to have an extremely high metabolic rate, and therefore must eat far larger meals per sitting, and as such, have evolved a massive mouth with three upper rows of sharp teeth (trelgs), and one fairly normal lower row. Those found on Earth have been noted for eating massive quantities of food, drinking entire six packs of beverage at once, and smoking entire packs of cigarettes all at the same time. They also had a very distinct style of speech, which is very fast, nasal, and monotone.
Remulakians engage in behavior that could be considered strange by human standards. They sleep upright, They practice a form of cremation, a tradition related to Ovahdar the Obtuse. The remains are placed in a clean dry place. They also are known to make sacrifices to something called "Krathnor" possibly a deity. In their society, the modification of their teeth was considered profane and punishable.
Likely due to their advanced culture, they use over-technical dialogue. Food is often called "consumables", and to speak to another, one will say, "I summon you". Also, they often use the terms "parental unit" and "consuming mass quantities". It is interesting to note that their culture seems to be one of dominance, and they are most certainly not above invading other planets.
- Clarsogs - Unit of time (possibly equivalent to "Ages").
- Flathrag - An undesirable person, paid for their work (prostitute?).
- Flairndep - An uninvited grasper of cone, a masher, a hustler.
- Flarged - Greatly please.
- Flargans - Unknown.
- Flindar - Pyramid.
- Guz - Bed(?)
- Hone (Honed) - An intimate act (sexual intercourse?).
- Knarftle - Battle.
- Lorbsleb - Retreat(?)
- Mate - Husband/Wife or Spouse
- Mebs - Negative statement/assertion.
- Mertex - Mercy.
- Narg - No(?)
- Narpail - Unknown (used when a communication was ended).
- Plarg - Important organ (possibly male specific).
- Scrabnord - Screwed(?)
- Slar - Sleep(?)
- Snarglies - Unknown anatomic feature (possibly male specific).
- Sporfed - Pleased.
- Tarpaath - Unknown (possibly fool?)
- Torg - Used in the expression "A torg for your thoughts" (possibly currency).
- Trelgs - Teeth.
- Verscrub - Unknown (used in firm and forceful manner).
- Vlenglariat pla - Some form of greeting.
- Zerl - A unit of time, unknown length (year equivalent?)
They are an advanced species, they have mastered intergalactic communication and travel. Their craft are known to operate using something called a Mentanglion Drive, which seems to be responsible for faster than light travel. Their ships are outfitted with cloaking devices.
The Remulakians planned an invasion of the planet Earth for unknown reason, and sent an advance reconnaissance vessel to the water world to scout for likely invasionary locations. Unfortunately for them, not even this scouting mission was successful, and the ship was shot down by F-16 fighter-interceptors from the New Jersey Air National Guard. Crashlanded on Earth, two stranded Remulakians attempted to assimilate themselves into American society, and eventually attempted to pursue the immigrant's American dream. The two produced a daughter, and took up residency, fooling their foolish neighbors into thinking that they were in fact Human, but immigrants from a small town in France they called Remulac.
Known Remulakians Edit
- Beldar Clorhone
- Prymaat Clorhone
- Connie Clorhone
- Omglath Marlax